when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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why do people hate being in the “friend zone” so muchit sounds like a nice place to be
can someone friend zone me
i like friends
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“Let’s hope so cos everyone I’ve met so far is a bunch of cunts”
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“American tv sucks!!!”
“But - “
“But - “
“But - “
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Cody’s great observation skills in display
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“yes, i play video games too. i’m not like most girls”
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