February 2012
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i always wondered how a mouse manages to make... →
I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.
i see all the girls on tumblr being so fashionable... →
and i’m here like
Do you do marathons?
Me: Yes, all the time, which show?
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Scary and Scarier →
Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin…
Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator…
Scary: Watching a horror movie…
Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second…
Scary: A witch flies by…
Scarier: A wasp flies by…
Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror…
Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror…
Scary: The lights go out…
Scarier: The Internet goes out…
When people are talking about diets →
I’m just like:
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The only thing worse than having a spider in your... →
LOSING THE SPIDER IN YOUR ROOM.
everyone: are you okay everyone: you look tired everyone: you look upset everyone: you look confused everyone: are you mad at me everyone: what are you mad at me: IT’S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
